PioPico's Walks Into Bar Joke Maintenance Game (Servers Up)

[deaderaco]

There's a Kanian, an Orc, and an Arisen sitting at a bar.

What a fine example of an integrated society.

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An elf walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What do you call a gibberling with no arms, no legs, sailing an astral ship?"

"I don't know but that sounds like an incredibly unlikely situation."

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A battered and bruised elf walks into the bar and sits down.

"Had a long day?" the bartender asks.

"All days are twenty-four hours, fool," the elf explained, amazed at how stupid the bartender was.


Deadacothaein Yul/Lig arrgh

[czlowiekmech]

An Orc with a frog on his head enters a bar. Barkeep looks at him for some time then finally asks:
- Hey you! What happened to you?
And the frog answers:
- I dunno, it was stuck to my arse when I woke up...

[juckaxavez]

One Kanian walks into a bar. He asks for one beer and the menu.
When the bartender comes back, asking if he had chosen anything else, he replies:
"I'll have 2 pieces of burnt toast, one egg still runny on top, some strips of soggy, rubbery bacon and a cup of cold coffee."
The bartender responds, indignated:
"What kind of place do you think this is!? We wouldn't serve such a meal here!"
To which the Kanian replies:
"Well that's odd, that's exactly what i was served here yesterday."

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A Dyslexic Gibb walks into a bra.

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An elf come out of the field hospital and into the bar, still looking ill.
He then asks for the best beverage they have.
After having downed the second dose, he says:
"With what i got, i shouldn't be drinking this.."
The bartender asks:
"What have you got, mate?"

"About 32 copper"


Mrbalboa - Yul - League

[cephairga]

A Xadaganian lass walks into an Eljune bar. She be carryin' 12 slabs o' bear meat, 20 wolf tails, a clinkin' bag o' vials o' mucus, a sack o' special copper an' silver coins, a satchel o' windflower leaves, an' be towing a large gar behind 'er at t' end o' a rope.

"Can I help ye?" the bartender asks, bewildered.

"Aye, I came fer t' 8 barrels o' Kanian beer."

"An' how d'ye expect t' carreh all o' these barrels, missy?"

"Wull, they stack o' course!"

Duen | Avilon | Empire

[willllylp]

Two Gibbers enter to a kanian bar and go to bath to pee, then one of them say to the other, hey man, i think one of us is gay, oh yeah? says the other, then who? , and the guy answer, give me a kiss and i tell you...







LioMessi
yull /empire

[czlowiekmech]

A really drunk gibberling walks slowly to a bar. Looks at barkeeper and asks:
- Hey *hic* you *hic* know who *hic* am I?
Barkeep looks at him briefly:
- No... but if you wouldn't be talking you'd remind me of my bar cleaning rug.

[fatkidscantlose]

Blackroset Walks into a bar, and slays everyone dead, blood and bones everywhere. The bar is left in silence with the bartender gasping in shock.

The bartender whimps in fright n horror and asks, why..why....whyyy

Blackroset turns to the bartender and says

Because i can.

[willllylp]

Two Gibberlings peeing in the bathroom of a kanian bar. One of they says, "i have a business between hands..." the other answer "and i have a fat [I Have a Potty Mouth] for business..."








LioMessi
Yull /empire

[themunsta]

Blackroset Walks into a bar,

Ballin' as fuaaaaaaaaaaar ^

[patrick2point2]

me inside the bar
"me ask to bartender"
me: why did the chicken cross the road?


Ptrck yul