One Kanian walks into a bar. He asks for one beer and the menu.
When the bartender comes back, asking if he had chosen anything else, he replies:
"I'll have 2 pieces of burnt toast, one egg still runny on top, some strips of soggy, rubbery bacon and a cup of cold coffee."
The bartender responds, indignated:
"What kind of place do you think this is!? We wouldn't serve such a meal here!"
To which the Kanian replies:
"Well that's odd, that's exactly what i was served here yesterday."
A Dyslexic Gibb walks into a bra.
An elf come out of the field hospital and into the bar, still looking ill.
He then asks for the best beverage they have.
After having downed the second dose, he says:
"With what i got, i shouldn't be drinking this.."
The bartender asks:
"What have you got, mate?"
"About 32 copper"
Mrbalboa - Yul - League
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