[Forum Fun] Most Likely To...

[deaderaco]

Remember High-school? At the end you'd get that silly yearbook and run around trying to fill it with signatures. It was a fun and somewhat disturbing time for us all, but Allods reminds me of high-school.

We have drama. We have bullies. We even have teachers. All we're missing is that stupid list of accolades at the end of your yearbook: Most Likely To...

So here's the list. Everyone fill it out, let's see what we get at the end!

Most Likely To:

• Become President of the US:
• Become a Comedian:
• Design a game like Allods:
• Become a GM:
• Turn into a nun:
• End up in jail:
• Kill Yasker 1v1:
• Kill Aidenus 1v1:

Once we get a few opinions on this I will edit it into the original post as a running poll!

Here's my choices.

Most Likely To:

• Become President of the US: Citizenkane - has a good attitude and fierce motivation. Not easy to see eye to eye with, but maintains good public image.
• Become a Comedian: Lectum - This guy always makes me laugh. He trolls because it's fun and I can respect that. Comedians troll all the time.
• Design a game like Allods: Jorgefs - Great designer. 'Nuff said.
• Become a GM: Kraftycheese - Very neutral attitude on the forums. It shows a lot to be impartial, especially when she's also tied to her loyalties in-game.
• Turn into a nun: Shockpix - She refused to post in the /dance video clip. What a prude
• End up in jail: metryinghard - He tried too hard to get money. Whoops.
• Kill Yasker 1v1: Deeblok - Mercs are evil maybe but they do some solid damage on Yasker. I saw them attempt this before with moderate success before imps interfered.
• Kill Aidenus 1v1: Doomchicken - Well if mercs kill Yasker, then Ascendancy will be tackling Aidenus. However I think Doomchicken would get the kill. Summy dot ks.

[citizenkane_]

Thanks for the shout-out deaderaco! Citizen Kane did actually run (unsuccessfully) for Governor of New York, but never actually president.



Also R.I.P. Doomchicken. Best summoner this game's ever known. <3

Original Post:

Most Likely To:

• Become a Comedian: Hulokeruli - hilarious posts... either oblivious, or artfully trolling. He even has his own catchphrase, "Chikane's IRL bro!", which was a bit of a meme here for a while.
• Design a game like Allods: Baconfase (frooltase) - have you ever read his suggestions for this game? Any time he gives feedback it's well thought out, insightful, and deadly accurate. Some of these are outdated now, but I agree(d) with all of them.
• Become a GM: hotfizzle - love him or hate him, the fact is that he did more for this game (behind the scenes) than any other player ever has. He was dedicated, and in the end, it was his dedication to this game's success that brought about his downfall. Still has more posts than anybody on this forum.
• Turn into a nun: Prance - Everybody's trying to f k him all the time, and he's had enough, okai?
• End up in jail: Guvermint - told us he was into meth. Yikes.
• Kill Yasker 1v1: Nobody - The way Yasker's room is designed, only a single player can enter at a time. I know this category is for 1v1, but there's no way you could get enough people in there to provide any support for that one player.
• Kill Aidenus 1v1: Monsters Inc (EU guild) - sure, they exploited stat pages and got banned for it, but they are the only guild to kill Aidenus in all the gPotato Allods versions. Not 1v1, but it still counts... because they actually did it.

Some of my own:

Most Likely To:

• Wear a tinfoil helmet: sjet6 - gPotato is a conspiracy! Blame the russians! Blame capitalism, and USA propaganda! 9/11 was an inside job!
• Remain an enigma forever: Polynikes - Who was he, really? We may never know.
• Post their picture: Valiantnerd - thanks for like, half the photos in our IRL picture thread
• Creep on ladies: Cainordras - "What? They like it."
• Get punched in the face: Lectum - but if the puncher was using addons, incense, alc pots, church pots, etc, then Lectum would auto-win of course.

And the most awesome person of all time award goes to: Ciuine - Do I even have to explain why? Ciuine has improved Allods for thousands of players all around the world. He makes Addons ranging from essential, to subtle-but-game-changing, to extraordinarily complex. Thanks for all you've done for us Ciuine!

[shaeknbaek]

Most likely to:

-Make a [Most Likely To] Thread : deaderaco

[stallionking]

I miss Hulo's posts. They were so funny.

The last time I heard, Hulo had quit the game for good.

[jorgefs]

Oh wow... thanks a lot for the mention

Here's my choices.

Most Likely To:

• Become President of the US: Citizenkane - for the same reasons deaderaco posted.
• Become a Comedian: Khanmarley/Metryingyard - Every post is funnier than the previous one LOL
• Design a game like Allods: Drascoll - Illustration has never been my strongest point, back on Forsaken this guy showed me he KICKS BUTTS! http://youtu.be/TizHnVBUAKQ <-- Proof!
• Become a GM: None - You never know what can happen if you give power to a man.
• Turn into a nun: Non English Speaking players - they are loosing so much of the game :S
• End up in jail: Mercs - they know wich ones.
• Kill Yasker 1v1: Bubba - He is a beast, like it or not.
• Kill Aidenus 1v1: Blesnar - and im sure he will use an emote after it.

[shockpix]

I need a Kane for President sticker for my sig, after I change my sig.

Wear a tinfoil helmet: sjet6 - gPotato is a conspiracy! Blame the russians! Blame capitalism, and USA propaganda! 9/11 was an inside job!

I miss Sjet. She may have been very vocal about her disappointment in Allods' direction but she did love the game and it was always great seeing her art and ideas in the Fan Creation forum.

Thanks for all you've done for us Ciuine!

+1

[alds3gameoftroll]

[*]Kill Yasker 1v1: Nobody - The way Yasker's room is designed, only a single player can enter at a time. I know this category is for 1v1, but there's no way you could get enough people in there to provide any support for that one player.

Actually almost all league have scared yasker to death in kirah.

Become a GM: hotfizzle - love him or hate him, the fact is that he did more for this game (behind the scenes) than any other player ever has. He was dedicated, and in the end, it was his dedication to this game's success that brought about his downfall. Still has more posts than anybody on this forum.

Hotfizlle might have locked or deleted a lot of topics but the most hardworking player(with the results of his efforts usable and visible) was actually Ashkir. He almost literally made most of allods official/unofficial wiki's/db all by himself.

Most Likely To:

• Become a Comedian:
  Dotndrop
  
• Design a game like Allods:
  Cuiune. He might not be the best artist in the world but Art design is just a small part of making a game and from what i've seen he's one of the few ppl who visit this forum who can code something playable.
  
• Turn into a nun:
  Our Gms
  
• End up in jail:
  Everyone
  
• Kill Yasker 1v1:
  All league
  
• Kill Aidenus 1v1:
  All empire
  
• Cry:
  All ppl 9+ runes
  
• Creep on ladies:
  Woppy
  
• Tell a whale joke
  Devanand
  
• Do anything(as long as it makes his boss happy):
  Arisenpanda
  
• Make millions doing something very clever:
  Deadacothaein
  
• Delete this topic/post
  GM Condulus
  

[digital_prince]

Most likely to:

- Start World War 3 :: Onor

[deaderaco]

lmao loving the posts so far!

Most Likely To:

• Make millions doing something very clever:
  Deadacothaein

Didn't I tell you? I invented the ShamWow!

Seriously though, I agree about Ashkir. I miss that guy - he contributed a ton to the game. He was recognized for his work, even made an Astral Scholar, but it seems to me he quit after realizing how little powers he (and the GMs) had over the design aspects of this game.

He did contribute one hell of a lot. To this day much of the information he provided is useful, though it's been buried.

People such as Ciuine, Ashkir, etc who contribute ridiculous amounts of creativity and optimism do deserve credit for their work. It's nice to see most of these people rewarded with the red tag under their name - it's the least they deserve.

Someone should also give them cookies.

[jorgefs]

• Creep on ladies:
  Woppy
  
• Tell a whale joke
  Devanand
  
  ...
  
  
• Delete this topic/post
  GM Condulus

This was genius! xD

Some others:

Most likely to...

• Troll you:
  Bladeroyce
  
• Be a noobster:
  Roostapro <3
  
• Use the [Stick of gentle Vibrations]:
  Dotndrop