If Muysboytoy had come to America or I have met him in Russia (Which is where I am), we would both dress up in Arisen undies and walk around town (Such embarrassment, since my orc and I are different genders, ROOAAAAR NO BRA DAY!!!!!:evil:). Then when its night, we'd dress up in Elven Evening Attire (The none bugged version for orcs) and go to the club, rock the dance floor (Literally, knowing my orc there'd probably be holes in the floor).
Later that day I'd make him use Rhapsody on me, so that I can have a G cup
On the next day we would go to the sex shop to buy pink handcuffs (Very strong ones), then later that day, I will lure him into the salon, cuff him up, and start waxing
(What orc doesn't need waxing DOH!!). Later that night we would go to the orthodontics, we'd get him braces, after that we would go get him liposuction, a wig, we'd cut those HORRIBLE mustaches he has, get rid of those crooked bunny ears (I feel sad for that bunny who had to die to make those), do plastic surgery (The face), then after all of that is done......TADAAAAAAA my orc is now a xagadanian, WOOOOOOT.
After a while of him adjusting to his new body, we would elixer up, and go cause havoc on the Novograd, go corner a random giberling, kill him, clean his insides out, eat his organs, wash the skin or what's left of it = I have a new jacket YAY!!! After we are done feasting, we would go to pick up an elf, drag her in the darkest corners of lightwood, strangle her to death, pluck her wings, glue them to my new xagadanian and we would both fly back to Nezebgrad.
My story.............soz I'm a bit tipsy atm